. "Am I supposed to be afraid? Sorry, but it's hard to frighten the dead."
2. "Nom. If you don't kill me, you don't have to return to the Doom."
3. "You think your confessions with my hand at your throat mean anything?!"
4. "Alive or undead, you are coming with me."
5. "I am not stupid. I know what 'give up' means. That does not mean I will."
6. "How come you don't care where you're going?"
"'Cause how you got there is the worthier part."
7. "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?"
"Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." *cocks gun*
8. "You were nothing but a newborn when I learned how to use a weapon."
9. "'Nasty'? You don't want to get 'nasty' with me? My people invented the concept!"
"Really?" *unsheathes blade* "Mine perfected it."
10. "It's just clothes and a haircut, you know? Just because other people who look like me are sad all the time doesn't mean I have to be."
11. "Your problems are completely alien to me. It's like a bear complaining to a shark that its knees hurt."
12. "You can't run if you want to be number one."